Airplane Ride Costs Fifty Dollars

Mike and his wife Sara went to the state fair every year, and every year Mike would say, “Sara, I’d like to ride in that airplane.”….
Sara always replied, “I know, Mike, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

One year Mike and Sara went to the fair, and Mike said, “Sara, I’m eighty-five years old. If I don’t ride that airplane, I might never get another chance.”

Husbands Are Waiting For The Nurse!

Four Husbands are at the lobby waiting for the nurse to tell them about the babies their wives gave birth to. The nurse walks up to the first man and says: Congratulations your wife gave birth to twins! The man says: That’s odd, because I work at a restaurant called 2 cities.

Funny Summer Pranks Compilation!

Tommy Bought A Horse From A Farmer

A young guy called Tommy bought a horse from a farmer for $250 and the farmer agreed to deliver the horse to Tommy the following day.

The next day though, the farmer turned up at Tommy’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”

Tommy replied, “Well, then just give me my money back. That’s fine.”

A Circus Couple Wants To Adopt A Child

A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency looking to adopt a child, but the social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.

UK Candid Camera Classics – Park Your Car, Sir?

Stupidity At Its Best

A Prince Refrained From Speaking

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.

9 Funny Christmas Jokes

Q: How do you know when Santa’s around?
A: You can always sense his presents.

It Pays To Be Yourself

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s minivan and headed north.