Q: How do you know when Santa’s around?
A: You can always sense his presents.
Q: What is a newborn mothers favorite song?
A: Silent Night.
Q: A snowman loses weight in what way?
A: He waits for the weather to get warmer!
Q: What month does a Christmas tree hate the most?
A: Sep-timber!
Q: What did you get for Christmas?
A: I got fat.
Q: Why did the turkey join the rock band?
A: Because it had drumsticks.
Q: Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas?
A: Because they’re shell-fish.
Q: Why the Christmas tree can’t stand up?
A: It doesn’t have legs.
Q: What does Tarzan sing and Christmas?
A: Jungle Bells!
Having Fun Till The End 